Jared's neck

Blindfold fic repost: Plat du Jour

Title: Plat du Jour
Pairing: Jared/unidentified MCs and FCs
Word Count: 4,000
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: Dubious consent; also prostitution, bondage, humiliation, orgasm denial, double penetration
Notes: Originally written for this prompt in the summer 2011 round of blindfold_spn: Jared is brought in as a party favor for guests. He is tied up on his hands and knees, thighs spread apart with a spreader and mouth kept open with an o-ring. Guests can do anything with him so it's entirely up to you, dear writer! I do quite like the idea of guests taking turns to shoot their load in his ass and then have him drink it all from a cup.

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A collection of random gifs from this season, because I just learned how to use gimp. Not dial-up friendly; click on thumbnail to make bigger.

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Sammy reading

Books, day 3

Day 3: Your favorite series

Does three books make a series? If so, then His Dark Materials. I enjoyed the first book for the fantasy elements and the steampunk-ish feel and would happily have read much more in that world, but the subsequent books blew me away. It was a rare instance of the first book being the weakest, in my opinion- they just kept getting better. I go back and reread them once or twice a year, and I think I'll be doing that for a while to come.

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Book meme, day 2

Day 2: A book that you've read more than 3 times

Oh man. So many! I'll say The Prince, because I've read that sooo many times. It was assigned reading in three or four different classes I took back in school, and then I used it in my senior thesis so yeah, I've been through it a fair few times. And it's always really interesting, no matter how many times I've read it before. I only wish it had anything approaching the length of Discourses on Livy, because I'd have loved to read his interpretations of more monarchs from his present and before and where exactly he thought they went wrong (or what they did right, if they stayed in power).

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Dean/Crossroads demon

Mostly an excuse to use my hotass new icon

I am the lurkeriest lurker to ever lurk, seriously. I am like Castiel, invisicreeping on your journals. So hey, I'm going to try one of these 30 day meme things to see if I can't cut that out. Going with 30 days of books because 30 days of Supernatural would be kind of like preaching to the choir. (My thoughts on the season so far: unutterable glee!) Plus I like books.

Day 1: Best book you read last year.

The Orphan's Tales. Ugh, I cannot say enough good things about this book. (Okay, technically it's two books, In the Night Garden and In the Cities of Coin and Spice.) I love fairy tales, particularly the dark ones, from Grimms' Fairy Tales to The Fairy Tales of Herman Hesse to this book. It's reminiscent of The Arabian Nights but twisted up and much, much darker- which is exactly the way I like it. It isn't an easy read - it's dense and layered and I found myself having to go back to re-read bits a few times to remember which characters belonged to which story - but it's such a good one. I got pretty much nothing else done for the days I was reading it, I was so entranced. Highly recommended. More than. If I could strap people down and force them to read it, I would.

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Dean on the rack

I don't like today

I've been awake for four hours and have had a horrific hangover for every minute of them. Fucking Mardi Gras. I want someone to call me just so I can tell them I find the sound of their voice grating and then hang up. Ugh, vodka, what did I ever do to you?

I just opened my googledocs to find a 30,000 word Harry Potter fic I have never seen before. So either vodka has a new, not entirely unwelcome side effect of causing me to write epic but awful HP fic in my sleep (it was espresso flavored vodka, so maybe?), or someone is missing their fic.

I'm reading this awesome book called You Are Not a Gadget by Jaron Lanier and it's fabulous and you should all read it too. More to come on this subject when I am finished with it and my brain doesn't feel like it's trying to escape my skull.

Question: What would be better, a Sam and Dean crossover with The Hunger Games, or a J2 one? I am torn, because Dean would so volunteer in Sam's place and would kick everyone's ass, but Jensen could be Jared's mentor and maybe also one of Snow's rentboys and teach Jared how to kick ass. I need both these fics in my life.

I've frequently not been on boats.

What not to do on a date, March 3 edition: Watch Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead with someone who is not familiar with Hamlet.


-Gary Oldman is hot.
-Oh my god, the questions game in the tennis court! Favorite scene ever.
-I'm kind of shipping Rosencrantz/Guildenstern now.
-I just bought a new 40-inch TV after having had my old 23-incher since college. Turns out 40 inches is really big! Sam and Dean are, like, life-size in my living room now.